Zombies and Noobasses

Apparently, you can now fight prim zombies at Redemption City. Oh, joy!
Just stand in this zombie spawning pool and they'll start attacking anything near them.

Fighting animated prim zombies on SL is a lot like fighting noobs in the Linden Combat Sandbox. Both do little to no damage and are about equally intelligent, i.e. not very.

Recent exchange between me and a noobass at Rausch:

Noobass shouts: Why is everybody shooting at me? Stop shooting!
I shout: It's a designated combat area! Don't come here if you don't want to get Glocked!
Noobass shouts again: Why do you have to be such a dick? Quit shooting at me!
I shout back: IT'S A DESIGNTED COMAT AREA, YOU TINY FUCKING LOSER!!! LMAO!!!

At which point I got tired of his witless commentary and proceeded to wipe his ass for him with fireballs and lightning. :P

RRRROOOOWWWWWRRRR!!!

I have an alt account now. His name is Feral Tantalus. Not sure why I made him sometimes other than the fact that having an alt seems to be all the rage these days. :P

Photoshoot With Fifi Vandeverre, Part IV

OH NOES!!! You can see my John Thomas in this shot! lol!

Photoshoot With Fifi Vandeverre, Part III

Photo Shoot With Fifi Vandeverre, Part II

Photo Shoot With Fifi Vandeverre, Part I

Last night I took some pictures of my latest vampric progeny, Fifi Vandeverre. I'm in some of the shots too. I'm rather plesed with the results. I may try my hand at doing this professionally on SL.

Bodyguard Work At Redemption

I enjoy my status as an SL badass. lol!

Me At Relic

Athena Rustamova

Meet Athena Rustamova, the second born of my vampiric progeny! Isn't she sweet? Athena is putting together a very well-done avatar. Maybe I'll try and talk her into looking for modeling jobs.

Heroin Mainline: Noob Fashion Victim

Meet Mr. Heroin Mainline. As you can see, he's one deformed avatard. Can you believe this bitch ass tried to get me to make him into a vampire? He took his clothes off and started dancing around naked in front of me and said he'd stop if I turned him. Pffft. Just needed to turn on one of my scripted weapons(The Spammer) and he was outta' there.

What is with all the noobs trying to make their avatars look ugly on purpose anyway? I don't get it. Mr. Mainline, because you danced around nekkid in front of another man even after he asked you to stop, I hereby declare you a fag. Enjoy your new status. Or don't. *shrugs*