Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Zombies and Noobasses

Apparently, you can now fight prim zombies at Redemption City. Oh, joy!
Just stand in this zombie spawning pool and they'll start attacking anything near them.

Fighting animated prim zombies on SL is a lot like fighting noobs in the Linden Combat Sandbox. Both do little to no damage and are about equally intelligent, i.e. not very.

Recent exchange between me and a noobass at Rausch:

Noobass shouts: Why is everybody shooting at me? Stop shooting!
I shout: It's a designated combat area! Don't come here if you don't want to get Glocked!
Noobass shouts again: Why do you have to be such a dick? Quit shooting at me!
I shout back: IT'S A DESIGNTED COMAT AREA, YOU TINY FUCKING LOSER!!! LMAO!!!

At which point I got tired of his witless commentary and proceeded to wipe his ass for him with fireballs and lightning. :P